It's one year since Jack promised to doorstop the CEO of Mars, and it's never happened, so Hamish & Andy bring the door stopping to him. Bec caused a ruckus on a family holiday in Fiji when she lost her ring, and the guys tackle one of the most important parts of ConCon: The Biscuits.
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